Back to square one
Well now the rest of the sheep saga.
The next morning, I drove over to my neighbor’s place to help him catch the sheep. I was like a kid going to pick out a new puppy. I thought we’d walk up to the sheep and I would pick out a couple of cute ones. Then I imagined we’d hoist them into the back of my pickup and deliver them to their new home, the sheep ark. They would blissfully browse between the vine rows manicuring the grass down to an even golf course like turf.
I really didn’t know much of anything about sheep.
First of all, sheep are not naturally docile. My neighbor just runs them from one pasture to another every once in awhile. So they are not accustomed to human contact. In order to catch the sheep, we do our best sheepdog imitations and try to herd these very quick sheep into a small pen from a larger pasture. The sheep are not cooperating with our efforts. After about 30 minutes of chasing sheep, we finally manage to divert one into the pen. The rest follow like…, well like sheep.
It is becoming clear to me that these sheep might not be as easy as I had imagined. So I pick out the shortest ewe and her twins. My neighbor lassoed the ewe and tied her to the wall of the pen. Her twins will not leave her. They huddle behind her. I grabbed one of the twins by the back leg. She struggles mightily for such a little critter. I managed to pick her up by her legs although she gets in a kick to my cheek before I roll her into the back of the pick up. As I am putting the other lamb into the pickup, she almost makes a break for it, twisting herself out of the pick up. Luckily I snag a rear leg before she hits the ground. Momma gave my neighbor more of a wrestling match than he cared for. He was breathless by the time we clapped the canopy door shut.
When we arrive at the vineyard, my neighbor very tactfully suggests that the pen I’ve built might need “a little reinforcing”. He stays for the next three hours “reinforcing” the pen. I try to be helpful and hand him tools and the like. He tells me that this pen will likely make a very good chicken ark. This is foreshadowing. Another wrestling match ensues before the momma and her twins are stashed in the sheep ark.
My neighbor suggested the purchase of some sweet grain to placate the sheep.
Sweet grain was not enough. The momma repeatedly rammed herself against the sides of the now fortress-like sheep ark. She would not eat; instead she would pace around nervously or stand poised to flee terrified at the sight of me. Of course she could only get to the other side of the pen and flail against the wire fencing.
By the next day, the babies were eating cautiously. Momma stood watch. Soon I realized these babies were capable of eating the grass inside the ark down in a matter of hours. Still Momma wasn’t eating, but if she were, the sheep ark would have to be moved several times a day to keep up with these sheep that had become an anxious eating machine. Maybe the ark needed to be longer.
Day three I needed to spray sulfur on the grapevines. Sulfur prevents powdery mildew, the bane of southern Oregon vineyards. The ark is difficult to move by my power so I hitched the sheep ark to the tractor and pulled them ever so slowly out of range of the sulfur. It was here that I realized that if I made the ark longer, it would be too long to negotiate the turn at the end of the vine row.
And the sheep were so unhappy. Momma looked like she was losing weight already. Sadly, I came to accept that the sheep ark idea, while nice on paper, was not working. So I called my neighbor and humbly asked if I could return the poor traumatized sheep back to their flock. Momma and her twins returned home the next morning.
The next morning, I drove over to my neighbor’s place to help him catch the sheep. I was like a kid going to pick out a new puppy. I thought we’d walk up to the sheep and I would pick out a couple of cute ones. Then I imagined we’d hoist them into the back of my pickup and deliver them to their new home, the sheep ark. They would blissfully browse between the vine rows manicuring the grass down to an even golf course like turf.
I really didn’t know much of anything about sheep.
First of all, sheep are not naturally docile. My neighbor just runs them from one pasture to another every once in awhile. So they are not accustomed to human contact. In order to catch the sheep, we do our best sheepdog imitations and try to herd these very quick sheep into a small pen from a larger pasture. The sheep are not cooperating with our efforts. After about 30 minutes of chasing sheep, we finally manage to divert one into the pen. The rest follow like…, well like sheep.
It is becoming clear to me that these sheep might not be as easy as I had imagined. So I pick out the shortest ewe and her twins. My neighbor lassoed the ewe and tied her to the wall of the pen. Her twins will not leave her. They huddle behind her. I grabbed one of the twins by the back leg. She struggles mightily for such a little critter. I managed to pick her up by her legs although she gets in a kick to my cheek before I roll her into the back of the pick up. As I am putting the other lamb into the pickup, she almost makes a break for it, twisting herself out of the pick up. Luckily I snag a rear leg before she hits the ground. Momma gave my neighbor more of a wrestling match than he cared for. He was breathless by the time we clapped the canopy door shut.
When we arrive at the vineyard, my neighbor very tactfully suggests that the pen I’ve built might need “a little reinforcing”. He stays for the next three hours “reinforcing” the pen. I try to be helpful and hand him tools and the like. He tells me that this pen will likely make a very good chicken ark. This is foreshadowing. Another wrestling match ensues before the momma and her twins are stashed in the sheep ark.
My neighbor suggested the purchase of some sweet grain to placate the sheep.
Sweet grain was not enough. The momma repeatedly rammed herself against the sides of the now fortress-like sheep ark. She would not eat; instead she would pace around nervously or stand poised to flee terrified at the sight of me. Of course she could only get to the other side of the pen and flail against the wire fencing.
By the next day, the babies were eating cautiously. Momma stood watch. Soon I realized these babies were capable of eating the grass inside the ark down in a matter of hours. Still Momma wasn’t eating, but if she were, the sheep ark would have to be moved several times a day to keep up with these sheep that had become an anxious eating machine. Maybe the ark needed to be longer.
Day three I needed to spray sulfur on the grapevines. Sulfur prevents powdery mildew, the bane of southern Oregon vineyards. The ark is difficult to move by my power so I hitched the sheep ark to the tractor and pulled them ever so slowly out of range of the sulfur. It was here that I realized that if I made the ark longer, it would be too long to negotiate the turn at the end of the vine row.
And the sheep were so unhappy. Momma looked like she was losing weight already. Sadly, I came to accept that the sheep ark idea, while nice on paper, was not working. So I called my neighbor and humbly asked if I could return the poor traumatized sheep back to their flock. Momma and her twins returned home the next morning.